louisthesixteenth:

ghostieguy:

just-shower-thoughts:

I have never seen grape ice cream.

Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a  a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah. 

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

holy fuck

basicallyballet:

aurelie-dupont:

New York City Ballet 2016-2017 Campaign

Photo © Peter Lindbergh

how

theonetrueprincessofooo:

when u wake up & delete all ur personal posts from last night

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nelzthedon:

I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

demurefaun:

me in the middle of the night feeling suddenly productive: tomorrow is the day i start getting my life together!! :) i’m going to make a list of everything i need to get done, which includes exercising, drinking water, and getting ahead on my school work!! i’m going to be a great person and finally feel happy once i get this routine down!! :))

me in the morning: what i nthe fck

sencha-and-sensibility:

I was talking to my parents about how many of my friends are already getting job offers, internships, and study abroad experiences as rising college juniors.

I said, “It feels like my life is buffering, like when you get that spinning pinwheel thing on your laptop.”

My dad responded, “Yeah, but when it finally loads, it’ll be HD quality.”

So I thought I’d share that bit with you all. If you’re feeling the same way, support your friends, but keep your head down, work hard, and wait for it–your time will come. :)

schuylerelizas:

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened

prince-diana:

I was backpacking for a week with my brother on an island off Croatia. I end up having the craziest 24 hours of my life. I’m soaking wet because I’d been swimming, I get back to the hotel at 6 a.m., no sleep, turn my phone on, and I’ve got all these messages: ‘They want you to audition for Focus, your flight leaves tonight.’ There’s only one catamaran to the mainland and it leaves in 20 minutes, so I’m grabbing my stuff and I race off and I get the catamaran, I get a bus to the airport, I get to the airport and wait six hours, I fly to France and wait another six hours, I fly to New York and by the time I get to New York they’ve lost my luggage. My shoes are wet, my denim shorts are damp, I’ve got no makeup, no clothes, and I’d calculated that in the last 50-something hours I had six hours’ sleep total and I walk into the audition and it turns out Will’s running late. He comes in and says ‘Sorry I’m late, I was coming from Queens.’ And I look at Will and I was like ‘Yeah? Well, I just came from an island off Croatia and I’m here on time.’

limitedbadlands:

Are you a NYC or LA person? Clouds or constellations person? Glitter or matte person? Book or movie person?

  • Me: hello darkness my old friend
  • Darkness: I have a boyfriend
hotdamn5sos:
“ @Calum5SOS: Gone Skinny dippin’ #couplegoals #thinspiration #vegan
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hotdamn5sos:

@Calum5SOS: Gone Skinny dippin’ #couplegoals #thinspiration #vegan